Woman Photobomb


  Woman Photobomb

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when your life is in darknes

when ur life is in darkness pray to
god ask him 2 free u from darkness
& after if u pray and you are
still in darkness
please pay ur electricity bill

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when you wake up & don’t see any one

in your life, when you wake up &
don’t see any one, then come to me,
i’ll be there to hold ur hand &
take you to the eye specialist

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Lets play hide and seek

Lets play hide and seek (Cat and Dog)

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hunter went on safari with his wife and mother-in-law

A big-game hunter went on safari with his wife and mother-in-law.  One evening, while still deep in the jungle, the Mrs. awoke to find her mother gone.  Rushing to her husband, she insisted on them both trying to find her mother.

The hunter picked up his rifle, took a swig of whiskey, and started to look for her.  In a clearing not far from the camp, they came upon a chilling sight: the mother-in-law was backed up against a thick, impenetrable bush, and a large male lion stood facing her.

The wife said, “What are we going to do?”

“Nothing,” said the hunter husband, “The lion got himself into this mess, let him get himself out of it.”

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A couple drove several miles down a country road

A couple drove several miles down a country road, not saying a word.  An earlier discussion had led to an argument, and neither wanted to concede their position.  As they passed a barnyard of mules and pigs, the wife sarcastically asked, ”relatives of yours?”

“Yep,” the husband replied, “In-laws.”

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funny child smile

funny child smile

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Husband & wife – Why?

“Dad, I was away for a week. Yesterday I sent a fax to my wife saying that I’d be home that night; and when I got into my room I found my
wife in another man’s arms. Why, dad? Tell me why!”
Dad kept silent for a few minutes, then coolly said, “Maybe, son, she didn’t get the fax.

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Husband & wife – Love your enemy

From his death bed, the husband called his wife and said, “One month after I die,
I want you to marry Samy.”
“Samy! But he is your enemy!”
“Yes, I know that. I’ve suffered all these years; so let him suffer now.”

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Husband & wife – Wedding ring

At the cocktail party, one woman said to another, “Aren’t you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger? ” The other replied, “Yes I am, I married the wrong man.”

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