Lets play hide and seek (Cat and Dog)
A big-game hunter went on safari with his wife and mother-in-law. One evening, while still deep in the jungle, the Mrs. awoke to find her mother gone. Rushing to her husband, she insisted on them both trying to find her mother.
The hunter picked up his rifle, took a swig of whiskey, and started to look for her. In a clearing not far from the camp, they came upon a chilling sight: the mother-in-law was backed up against a thick, impenetrable bush, and a large male lion stood facing her.
The wife said, “What are we going to do?”
“Nothing,” said the hunter husband, “The lion got himself into this mess, let him get himself out of it.”
A couple drove several miles down a country road, not saying a word. An earlier discussion had led to an argument, and neither wanted to concede their position. As they passed a barnyard of mules and pigs, the wife sarcastically asked, ”relatives of yours?”
“Yep,” the husband replied, “In-laws.”
funny child smile
“Dad, I was away for a week. Yesterday I sent a fax to my wife saying that I’d be home that night; and when I got into my room I found my
wife in another man’s arms. Why, dad? Tell me why!”
Dad kept silent for a few minutes, then coolly said, “Maybe, son, she didn’t get the fax.
From his death bed, the husband called his wife and said, “One month after I die,
I want you to marry Samy.”
“Samy! But he is your enemy!”
“Yes, I know that. I’ve suffered all these years; so let him suffer now.”
At the cocktail party, one woman said to another, “Aren’t you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger? ” The other replied, “Yes I am, I married the wrong man.”